Today in “idiotic criminals”…
From: The Daytona Beach News-Journal (News) on 5/31/2011
http://www.news-journalonline.com/breakingnews/2011/05/south-daytona-police-burglar-caught-with-the-goods.html
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May 26, 2011
People will do anything for some cash, nowadays.
From: The Salt Lake Tribune (News) on 5/23/2011
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/51871354-78/woman-gill-girl-daughter.html.csp
May 22, 2011
Niceee.
From: The Daily Times (Local News) on 5/20/2011
http://www.delmarvanow.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011110520025
May 20, 2011
How hard is it to lock a phone? It’s not.
From: The Gainesville Times (News) on 5/20/2011
May 13, 2011
This is genius, watch for a good laugh!
From: ABC Hungry Beast on 5/10/2011
May 13, 2011
More power for social media.
From: AP (Dublin) on 5/13/2011
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_NIRELAND_GOVERNMENT_BY_TWEET?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-05-13-17-02-48
May 12, 2011
Gross! Who the hell would agree to be killed, chopped up, and eaten??
From: The Slovak Spectator (Politics & Society) on 5/11/2011
http://spectator.sme.sk/articles/view/42614/2/police_foil_would_be_cannibal.html
May 12, 2011
If anyone in Florida is having sex right now, you’re officially breaking the law.
From: Southern Fried Science (Blog) on 5/11/2011
May 11, 2011
Minority Report has come to life.
From: CNN Money (Personal Finance) on 5/11/2011
http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/11/pf/finovate_eyelock/index.htm
May 11, 2011
If I weren’t in a long-term monogamous relationship, then I would definitely invest in these.
From: The Metro (Weird News) on 5/10/2011
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862867-strap-on-condom-invented-for-drunk-people
May 11, 2011
Big Brother is always watching…especially with the help of GPS technology.
From: AP (U.S.) on 5/10/2011
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_STOLEN_TRUCK_IPHONE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
May 9, 2011
Sexism at its finest.
From: AFP (India) on 5/9/2011
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110509/tc_afp/lifestyleindiatechnologyoffbeat_20110509110057;_ylt=AsKA6YmmIzGv6QGhp6Myj0ugOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTM2ZzIzNmp2BGFzc2V0A2FmcC8yMDExMDUwOS9saWZlc3R5bGVpbmRpYXRlY2hub2xvZ3lvZmZiZWF0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl9wYWdpbmF0ZV9zdW1tYXJ5X2xpc3QEc2xrA2luZGlhbmJyaWRlcw—
May 9, 2011
The Metro’s rendition of this story is hilarious because, at face value, the original one is kinda boring.
From: (pictured) The Metro (Weird News) on 5/8/2011
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862674-kim-jong-il-looks-at-many-bras-pencils
(original) KCNA (News) on 5/6/2011
May 9, 2011
I don’t get all the hype/chaos over the iPhone.
From: AP (China) on 5/8/2011
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_CHINA_APPLE_STORE_SCUFFLE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
May 3, 2011
…and it’s probably getting horrible reviews.
From: The Atlantic (Technology) on 5/2/2011
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/05/osama-bin-ladens-compound-already-mapped-on-google/238116/
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